January 2011
BLOGGING via TYPEWRITER.: No, one side passed... →
inothernews: No, one side passed healthcare reform legislation, the first major social reform change of its kind since the 1960’s, and a move that would provide for the basic healthcare needs of tens of millions of Americans. The law was passed, see, and the other side fought it, and will continue to fight it,… THIS.
Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
OH THE HUMANITY!!!!! I FORGOT THE SYRUP FOR MY SNOW DAY PANCAKES!!! Wish me luck, I am going back to the store.
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To all those people considering becoming a nurse/tech/janitor in a hospital think about this: If you live in an area that is prone to blizzards/heavy rainfall/tornadoes/acts of God/terrorism/heavy fog/sickness while most folks get to stay home during times of distress you, in fact will have to find a way to the hospital, even on your day off. (yes, I am bitter, I will more in likely have to...
Jan 31st
Chicago’s finest weatherpeople are already in their blizzard clothes. Button up shirts with loosened ties = panic and buy as much bread and milk as you can get your grubby hands on.
Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
Yes, I am tumblr spamming you with pictures I took at the zoo today. Get over it.
Jan 31st
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There’s going to be a mother fucking blizzard in Chicago on Tuesday, or so they say.  And, of course, I am working. So, if you live in Chicago and you see some girl in a San Francisco Giants beanie walking down the street in scrubs, crying profusely about how it doesn’t do this in California, it’s probably me.
Jan 30th
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500th post!!!1
500th post of drivel! Yay! Go me! Anyway, here’s to another 500! Or something. Anyway, here’s a pic of Matt Cain (my favorite pitcher) at Wrigley Field Sept. 10
Jan 29th
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i love rheana
littlebird-ofprey: that is all. In my pants!
Jan 29th
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No, you can not stand under my umbrella
This happens almost every day. Annnnd it’s not funny.
Jan 29th
I was at the local Jewel Osco where I purchased a box of tampons, a box of condoms, a bottle of wine and those hand warmer packets. The check-out lady eyed me suspicious. Sometimes I like to throw off the clerks with my purchases.
Jan 29th
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WatchWatch
EPIC
Jan 28th
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Waiting around for the mailman
Because my mom sent me a package and it’s supposed to arrive today. I am sure it will hold some funny goodies my mom likes to send me and some of her homemade soap. It will also, undoubtedly hold a bible and some materials that state I must repent or I will die at Armageddon.  Because, she cares. No, I really believe she cares, sometimes a tad misguided, but she always cares.
Jan 28th
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I took a nap so I can be awake for my date tonight and also for Grey’s Anatomy. Let’s hope my date lasts longer than Grey’s.
Jan 28th
Rahm for Mayor, yes, yes he can →
Thanks for wasting thousands and thousands of tax payer dollars on something that we all knew was right in the first place. And any one who disagrees, doesn’t understand the law. Fuckers.
Jan 27th
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Hide yo kids Hide yo wife We’re soft restraining everybody up in here.
Jan 27th
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Just met a former catcher for the Diamondbacks.
He’s pretty hot. I made googley eyes at him. My co-workers got nauseous. He’s married. Why are they always married?
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I'm 5' 11"
But I don’t have those really long legs that go with being this tall. Instead I have a long torso. I inherited it from my father. That and his propensity to tell long stories that really go no where.
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Things I am grateful for today
Upon arriving at work, the major gas leak that filled the clinic with well, gas, didn’t ignite and blow up the entire street. So, I’m alive.
Jan 24th
Packers and Steelers Superbowl?
Ugh, can both of them lose? It would be like a Dodgers and Yankees World Series, I would totally be rooting for a meteor to hit the stadium. Not that I want any Yankee players to die, but ugh.
Jan 24th
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“Our papa, who art a Bear, hallowed be thy fame, thy championship come, thy play...”
– Stolen from a contact on Facebook, who stole it from someone else and basically we are just a bunch of plagiarizers.
Jan 23rd
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Heading to a friend’s house for the Bears-Packers game. I am making my famous bacon poles which make grown men willingly eat a food that looks like a penis. Good time will be had. GO BEARS!!!!
Jan 23rd
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23. What you did/where you were when the Giants...
I was actually in my car, driving back from a marching band competition that my friend’s son was participating in. I had the MLB app on my Droid going at full blast and was near tears during the final outs. When they finally clenched, I had to pull over and do a mini celebration in my car, I was crying and I am pretty sure everyone driving past me thought I was nuts. Sadly, here in...
Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
Oh and don’t get me wrong, I had my own moments of being an asshole. But *gasp* There were consequences to my assholeyness. My stuff was taken away! I paid the car note on a car I couldn’t drive for two months because I said something snotty (okay, I called her a bitch  and then was rightfully so slapped) to my mom. One time, I stormed out and left the house when my mom told me not...
Jan 22nd
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A country full of assholes
If my latest experience at the Jewel Osco is any interpretation, I am fairly worried about our youth. Things I saw: - A group of unsupervised 15 year olds destroying public property - Two teenage girls wearing “juicy” sweatpants and uggs acting a fool and almost making an old man fall while one of the girl’s mother made excuses. - Utter lack of respect for everyone around...
Jan 22nd
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