March 2012
Just finished reading “Defending Jacob” by William Landay.
I highly recommend it.
Go on, go read it.
February 2012
“I think it’s funny, but the last thing you’ll ever see me do is jump up and...”
– George Clooney, on rumors that he’s gay
By George, Clooney’s Got Us | Current Issue | The Advocate
(via apsies)
I love George Clooney for this. His statement got me thinking.
I think some people have strong sexual feelings towards the opposite sex and some people have strong sexual feelings for...
Justin said I cursed us to a spring snow storm because I can’t stop talking about how beautiful the weather is and how I started planning what flowers I want to plant on my balcony.
I say bah! It’s spring and it’s beautiful.
P.s. I am wearing flip flops.
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It’s going to be 58 degrees today in Chicagoland!
I am thinking about taking my camera out to a nature preserve. Can’t let this beautiful day go to waste!
Tuesday bullets.
It’s date night!
I am off until Thursday.
My work project was finished an hour before it was due. So I left work early and am currently in my jammies on my couch.
Honey badger don’t care.
If the weather isn’t too bad, I might go to the zoo tomorrow. Or I might just stay in bed all day.
Justin and I are reading the same book and he’ll look at me and say “have you...
Sometimes if I am extremely sleep deprived I get nauseous and end up puking.
That’s my current status. Sleep deprived puking.
mightyhunter asked: What is it about some people who always need something in their askhole?
Headed back to work to finish a project. Bah.
I have an askhole that us being neglected! Ask me questions!
Did anyone hear the story about Facebook reading your text messages? Not just facebook texts but texts from your dad, your crazy aunt and that one friend who sends you inappropriate pictures.
This freaks me out. I never read the terms and conditions. Who does? Anyway, hope the facebook nerd enjoys my lame attempts at sexting.
At Midas checking my brakes.
I am always worried they will find a bunch of shit I can’t afford to get fixed.
Fake Ryan Seacrest: Oh Rheana you look fabulous! Who are you wearing?!
Me: Oh thank you Ryan! *air kiss* Muah, muah! I am wearing a Mossimo zip up hoody from the Target collection and the Official Chicago Bears t-shirt. Not to mention the very hip pink panties exclusively by Torrid.
Fake Ryan Seacrest: Very cutting edge with the hipster cut panties.
Me: I am all about being fashionable and cutting edge.
Fake Ryan Seacrest: Well you look wonderful!
Me: I know!
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Six men and a goat →
I love whimsy.
I love hanging on a hope and a prayer.
When the Giants won the World Series in 2010 it was magical, no, it really was magical NO ONE thought they could do it.
But they did.
In hope these guys and their goat change things for the Cubs (just not when the Giants play them). Why? Because jesus, some curses need to be broken.
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I need new front brakes.
Ugh, this is going to cost what $150? $200?
Bah, bye bye money.
I had a dream last night about my car accident.
The one almost 8 years ago. I always wake up right before the car slams headlight first into the ground.
I sat there and cried, my chest was tight, I felt panic coming on.
I hate when my mind does this to me. I feel like I am generally a happy person, I am not sure why at night my brain likes to torture me.
And so here we are, I slept for 7 hours...
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zerovalent replied to your post: I’m an idiot.
I’ll bet the chicken was relieved.
This made me laugh. Not an internet laugh but a real laugh. Thank you.
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My mom bought the new Kindle Fire a week ago, she loves it, she can’t say enough about it.
She had the Kindle Touch but wanted a more tablet experience (probably to send me more of those cute animal picture emails).
Guess what I received today?
You guessed it, her Kindle Touch.
You know how I said I never wanted a eReader?
Well, I guess I really should never say never.
And my weekend starts now.
Booyah!
Do people still say Booyah?
Jose Canseco Does A Mean Tracy Morgan Impression
oldtimefamilybaseball:
If you add “Liz Lemon” to the end of Jose Canseco’s tweets, he sounds exactly like Tracy Morgan on 30 Rock. Don’t believe me? Try it below:
As always, if you want to read more of Canseco’s stunning comedy routines, follow him on Twitter. Inspiration for the post courtesy of Funny or Die.
The kettlebell exercise where you thrust the bell out left, right then straight up jump shot is a killer for your arms.
A good killer, but a killer nonetheless.
I am sure I won’t be able to move tomorrow.
Someone will call in sick for me, right?
I'm an idiot.
So my chicken has been sitting in the oven for the last hour.
Problem?
The oven was off.
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I can never be one of those people who permanently works from home. I’ve been home for roughly two hours and haven’t gotten anything done. But I have cleaned out my refrigerator, brushed the cat and organized my sock drawer.
Basically everything BUT my work.
Also, tumblr.
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One of the best things about baseball season...
…is the Hostess cupcake baseballs.
I will track these things down. And I will eat one of them. Just one and it will be delicious.
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I had tuna wraps and an orange for lunch, it was all pretty delicious.
I need to change my pants and then head down to the lake before it starts to rain/snow.
My friend is coming over later to bring me dinner so we can chat.
I need some good ole girl talk.
Here: lunaticprophet: IL House panel approves... →
halfbakedidea:
lunaticprophet:
IL House panel approves anti-abortion measures, including bill on ultrasounds before abortion
SPRINGFIELD, Ill. (AP) — Illinois women who want to get abortions might be required to either view an ultrasound before the procedure or decline to do so in writing, under…
I’m sorry, the Illinois AGRICULTURAL COMMITTEE is voting on my reproductive rights?
What the...
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Everyday I’m shufflin’…
No really, I am shuffling, my ankle locked up.
Tuesdays are date nights at my house.
It’s Taco Tuesday!
I am also having tacos but instead of in the shell* I am eating the taco contents over bed of rice and lettuce.
Sounds good, yeah?
*J eats it with the shell.